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The 23rd Psalm for Seminarians

The 23rd Psalm for Seminarians

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God is my Shepherd, I shall not fail
God keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying
God leadeth me beside the water cooler for a study break
God restores my faith in the syllabus
God leads me to better study habits
For my grades' sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of borderline grades
I will not have a nervous breakdown
For Thou art with me
My prayers and my friends, they comfort me
Thou givest me the answer in moments of blankness
Thou anointest my head with understanding
My test paper runneth over with questions I recognize.
Surely passing grades and flying colors shall follow me
All the days of my examinations
That I shall not have to dwell in seminary forever.

            -Anonymous